Howdy howdy howdy!
This here is the obligatory first blog post. On my site, you can not only watch me struggle to make a name for myself and build a platform for my work, but you can also participate in the suffering. Because I believe you all should suffer as I have suffered. That is my basic philosophy.
How can you suffer alongside me, you ask? A number of ways!
- Respond to my writing prompts (go click that snazzy "Writing Prompts" button!)
- Suggest media to review (do you have a book? I wanna look!)
- Request fiction or poetry (allow me to desperately push my literary wares at you!)
- Publicly insult me and ridicule my quest to spread weirdness through the world (it only gives me strength, you mortal fools!)
SO, go click some stuff! And have a splendiferous day, while you're at it. TTFN!